Petition for a well-deserved rest for Joe Biden

Dear Mr. President Biden,

We, the undersigned citizens of the United States, have great respect for your person and titanic work for the benefit of our great nation. You, like a tireless eagle, have been soaring in the skies of American politics for 54 years! During this time, you managed to be a senator, vice president and, finally, reached the top of the political Olympus - you became the President of the United States.

We bow to your endurance. Not everyone can handle so many meetings, summits and telephone conversations with world leaders. By the way, did you know that the average American speaks about 52 million words in his lifetime? We are sure that you broke this record by the middle of your first term.

However, Mr. President, allow me to express our fatherly concern.

Don’t get us wrong, we don’t doubt your mental and physical fitness. But maybe it’s time to enjoy a well-deserved rest and not run for President for a new term?

Imagine, instead of endless briefings - fishing on a quiet lake, instead of summits - playing with your grandchildren, instead of speeches from a teleprompter - reading your favorite books in a cozy rocking chair.

Let America take care of itself, and you, Mr. President, finally take time for yourself and your loved ones. After all, as they say, at 81, life is just beginning...

With the hope of understanding and a speedy vacation,
The people of the United States of America (or at least those who signed this petition)